It’s about the nuclear duck thingy… Was rejected but I liked it…
Mr Netanyahu: Ladies and Gentlemen, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then what is it?
Lady: A communist?
Gentleman: A terrorist?
Lady: Is it a nuclear weapon developed by Iran?
Mr Netanyahu: Close, but not exactly what I was getting at.
Gentleman: Oh, is this a riddle? My first is in ocean but not in sea? My second is… And so on. What am I?
Lady: Yes, like, I was trapped in a jail cell and all I had was a mirror and a wooden table. How did I escape?
Gentleman: Was the door locked?
Lady: Well, yes, otherwise I wouldn’t have been trapped.
Gentleman: OK, of course. Let me think… perhaps this is more of a riddle that you need to have read out to you.
Lady: Yes, exactly right.
Gentleman: So, I looked in the mirror and saw… what I saw. I took the saw and did the only thing I could do with it, which was cut the table in half.
Lady: Yes, go on.
Gentleman: And two halves make a whole. So, I escaped through the hole.
(Cheering in the background)
Lady: Well done!
Mr Netanyahu: (cutting in over the cheering) No, no, no it’s not a riddle or a trick question.
Gentleman: Give us a clue then.
Mr Netanyahu: Well, it goes… quack, quack, quack.
Gentleman: Oh, it’s Daffy Duck!