06:00 Awake? But we don’t leave to go to work for another 2 hours yet. Hush brain. I will lie still and wait for Chris Moyles.
06:50 Ah, Chris Moyles. Another hour in bed before breakfast. No? What? Get up, brain. I will do no such… Oh, alright then. Must be some sort of special day or emergency or something.
07:00 Clothing action done. Tooth cleaning action done. Orange juice drinking action. Packing a bag action. Packing another bag action.
07:10 What is this? We are leaving the house. Must be a really special day. Maybe I will get to do the eating cake action. Which, admittedly is slightly harder after a few of the drinking glasses of wine actions. Maybe I’ll get to do that too.
07:30 Oh my God. Swimming. Not an action for this time of day surely unless this is an emergency situation. It must be… SWIMMING ACTION.
08:15 Ah, now to lie in nice, safe hot water jacuzzi. Let’s try and trick brain into thinking it’s time for sleep.
08:45 Nope, driving again. Probably just another boring day at work. Stomach’s looking forward to eating actions.
09:15 Is that it for eating? Well. Emergency situation it must be.
12:30 And that’s all we get for lunch? Stomach, prepare yourself for a seige.
14:00 Talking. Sit still. Arm movements. Talking.
16:30 Home time! More driving action. Walking. Where are we now?
17:00 Woo hoo (stomach agrees)! Eating action.
17:30 Eating action.
18:00 Drinking action.
18:15 Sitting means sleeping. What’s that, brain? Driving? DRIVING ACTION!
18:30 Toilet action.
20:00 Still sitting. Brain, it’s time for sleep. No arguments.
21:00 Sitting. I thought I said no arguments, brain.
22:00 Sitting. TV? At this time of night?
23:00 Lie still. Ahhhh.